“Guess what Mom? I just peeled my eyes out!”
“You just peeled your eyes out… What does that mean?”
Holding a Lego guy in his hand he said, “I just kept looking for him until I
peeled my eyes out and he was there!”
Practicing my best Sherlock Holmesian kid-talk interpretation skills I reviewed all
of my clues…
“Ah ha! You mean that you kept your eyes peeled for him?”
“Yep, I kept my eyes peeled until I found him!”
Whew, for a second I feared he had watched some kind of LASIK surgery on the PBS channel…
annishelton 
Ok- now I see why people do this, how utterly refreshing you are….
luv u bunches
chrissy
This made me literally “laugh out loud”!